Ginger Love

A wild ginger appears…. what do you do? You call 0800 002 004 and inform the proper authorities on what you have found. They can be a serious harm to the environment if they are no eradicated quickly as they can quickly multiply and upset the delicate balance of our ecosystems.

The one appearing below must have escaped as you can see it has suffered damage to its left leg, but is still fully functional. Remember it is best not approach one too closely as it may harm you or spread gingervitus which is incurable. You can often find a ginger in the shade as they tend to avoid sunlight when possible. They are most dangerous at night. This video explains the process used to dispose of the gingers once they have been rounded up and identified.

I don’t know how many of you have seen some of the latest episodes of South Park. The Gingers have reprised their role as the menacing protagonist. Now, don’t get me wrong, as I’m sure my readers are aware I’m not pro-ginger violence, but seeing Jesus in ninja mode is always a good time. Take a look at the animated gif below of our Lord and Savior kicking ginger ass!

Now I am an atheist, so if anyone wants to use this an excuse to tear down Christianity, feel free to post a comment expressing such wishes!

The Ginger King? He is almighty and he is strong. Do not come near or you will be instantly infected with the dreaded Gingervitus which infects others and turns them over to his side. He has lived for millions of years and is immune from natural death, and there have been none who could challenge him in any of them. There have been many names over the millenia that he has been known as: The Ginga, Ginga Ninja, Fire Crotch, Nightwalker or the Daywalker as those of his kind can not usually exist in the light.

Leave the gingers be. They cannot be defeated and they cannot be stopped. There is always another ginger hiding behind another. They will set cities aflame with their numbers a sea of angry redheads who are tired of being put below everyone else. Don’t think that we will let it go on forever we will fight back!

School administrators promised the parents that she would be part of a safe caring environment for their daughter who has a severe deafness and needed to wear a hearing aid in order to participate in class. They were worried that she might be singled out and bulled because of the special headphones she had to wear.

However within two months of the child being there she took a turn for the worse when their child came home crying and the staff had to admin that she was being cruelly bullied, however not for her disability, but because of her RED HAIR!!!!!! The 15 other girls in the class called her names like ginger nut and ginger bitch and even escalated to death threats. The girl had even tried to persuade her parents to dye her hair blond to no avail. Hopefully this doesn’t have to do with the latest M.I.A video that has been released recently, it would be a shame if it began to spread ginger hate again just like the gingervitus south park episode.

I just found an amazing discovery! A game where you work as a ginger to try and allow our species to survive. The goal of the game is to try and mate with as many other gingers as you can before the sun comes up. Because as you all know once the sun comes up our skin starts to become sensitive to the ultra violet light of the sun. You increase your chance of creating a ginger kid by mating with other red heads, but as ginger genetics tells us you can still give birth to a red head so long as the partner you find has the recessive gene in their DNA.

You can also pick up power ups to help you such as sunblock so that you can stay out finding partners later, and bag pipes to try and impress the ladies a little better. So long as you create enough gingers by the time the sun comes up you get to move on to the next level. Watch out however as some of the girls dont like red heads and wont respond to your advances. Good luck!

The gingervitus virus some people claim to be a parasite. Once it has entered the body it quickly spreads through out the blood stream and causes many different effects on the body including:

• Red Hair
• Freckles
• Pale Skin

Sometimes people with this condition will have an adverse reaction to ultraviolet light causing them to have to stay indoors during daylight hours only coming outside during the night.

Gingervitus can be contracted during any point during a persons lifetime however it is usually apparent soon after birth. Some people will not begin to show symptoms until later in life, usually around the time of puberty. This condition was explained in the South Park episode “Ginger Kids“.

Over the last few months there has been an increase in the number of attacks on gingers around the world. The media may have us believe that this is due to the south park episode “ginger kids“.

Rather this has been an ongoing struggle that im sure all gingers have experienced at some point in their lives. There was a group on facebook inciting people to “kick a ginger” on november 20th, 2009. The 14 year old administrator claimed the group to be a joke, however it grew to have over 20,000 official members.

Gingers! We must unite against this opression. They only try and knock us down a rung so that we are unable to be the leaders we are ment to be!