The Gingervitus Virus
The gingervitus virus some people claim to be a parasite. Once it has entered the body it quickly spreads through out the blood stream and causes many different effects on the body including:
- Red Hair
- Freckles
- Pale Skin
Sometimes people with this condition will have an adverse reaction to ultraviolet light causing them to have to stay indoors during daylight hours only coming outside during the night.
Gingervitus can be contracted during any point during a persons lifetime however it is usually apparent soon after birth. Some people will not begin to show symptoms until later in life, usually around the time of puberty. This condition was explained in the South Park episode “Ginger Kids“.
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Kill or Report Wild Ginger | Ginger Love says...
[...] fully functional. Remember it is best not approach one too closely as it may harm you or spread gingervitus which is incurable. You can often find a ginger in the shade as they tend to avoid sunlight when [...]