Sexy Ginger and Redhead Jokes
Here are a few sexy ginger jokes that i have found on the internet. Come on guys you know you like them!
Question: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
Answer: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch
Question: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
Answer: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Answer: A redhead!
Question: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Answer: She unties you
Question: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
Answer: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
After their baby was born, a panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’
‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said’. ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’
‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted.’????? ?’This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’
‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? ‘
The man seemed a bit ashamed . ‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.’
‘Well, there you have it!’ The doctor said confidently. ‘It’s rust.’
Angry Ginger and Redhead Jokes
We all know that redheads are known for their temper. So before you go out telling these ones to your friends, scan the crowd to make sure there arnt any gingers in the group as they may not take them as well!
Question: What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
Answer: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Question: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
Answer: Someone told them to a redhead.
Question: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Answer: Say something like “I’m one of those males who love redheads, great jokes.”
Question: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Question: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Question: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
Answer: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
Question: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
Answer: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
Question: How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Answer: Say something.
Funny Ginger and Redhead Jokes
Question: Whats the difference between a redhead and a brick?
Answer: At least a brick gets laid.
Question: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Question: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Answer: Wait 10 seconds
Ginger Kids #2
A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?
Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.
Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.
Well whats the good news ask the parents.
The Ginger Bet
A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”