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Kill or Report Wild Ginger

admin — Tue, 17 May 2011 04:01:29 +0000

A wild ginger appears…. what do you do? You call 0800 002 004 and inform the proper authorities on what you have found. They can be a serious harm to the environment if they are no eradicated quickly as they can quickly multiply and upset the delicate balance of our ecosystems.

The one appearing below must have escaped as you can see it has suffered damage to its left leg, but is still fully functional. Remember it is best not approach one too closely as it may harm you or spread gingervitus which is incurable. You can often find a ginger in the shade as they tend to avoid sunlight when possible. They are most dangerous at night. This video explains the process used to dispose of the gingers once they have been rounded up and identified.

Coppercab on Slavery

admin — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:11:24 +0000

Thats right folks, everyones favorite ginger is back. I hope you take his words to heart as he makes excellent points. The opening line hooks you right away “Dear black people of the world, I know im not white”.

Gingerballs, Cheer up Murray – Flight of the Conchords

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:55:31 +0000

Im not sure how many of you know the HBO original series Flight of the Conchordswhich features a New Zealand Duo. The reason i bring this to your attention is because of their ginger themed song “Gingerballs” that they serenade their friend and manager Murray.

People will call you Gingerballs
Theyâ€™ll call you Gingerballs
Those people donâ€™t know what they see
They just see Gingerballs
Gingerballs
Cheer up Murray
Itâ€™s time to forget
Your wife met someone on the net
Letâ€™s go and get an ice cream
Cheer up Murray
So nothing goes your way
Itâ€™s the same every day
Well, tomorrow is another day

Ginger Survival

admin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:50:28 +0000

I just found an amazing discovery! A game where you work as a ginger to try and allow our species to survive. The goal of the game is to try and mate with as many other gingers as you can before the sun comes up. Because as you all know once the sun comes up our skin starts to become sensitive to the ultra violet light of the sun. You increase your chance of creating a ginger kid by mating with other red heads, but as ginger genetics tells us you can still give birth to a red head so long as the partner you find has the recessive gene in their DNA.

You can also pick up power ups to help you such as sunblock so that you can stay out finding partners later, and bag pipes to try and impress the ladies a little better. So long as you create enough gingers by the time the sun comes up you get to move on to the next level. Watch out however as some of the girls dont like red heads and wont respond to your advances. Good luck!