I don’t know how many of you have seen some of the latest episodes of South Park. The Gingers have reprised their role as the menacing protagonist. Now, don’t get me wrong, as I’m sure my readers are aware I’m not pro-ginger violence, but seeing Jesus in ninja mode is always a good time. Take a look at the animated gif below of our Lord and Savior kicking ginger ass!
Now I am an atheist, so if anyone wants to use this an excuse to tear down Christianity, feel free to post a comment expressing such wishes!
The Ginger King? He is almighty and he is strong. Do not come near or you will be instantly infected with the dreaded Gingervitus which infects others and turns them over to his side. He has lived for millions of years and is immune from natural death, and there have been none who could challenge him in any of them. There have been many names over the millenia that he has been known as: The Ginga, Ginga Ninja, Fire Crotch, Nightwalker or the Daywalker as those of his kind can not usually exist in the light.
Leave the gingers be. They cannot be defeated and they cannot be stopped. There is always another ginger hiding behind another. They will set cities aflame with their numbers a sea of angry redheads who are tired of being put below everyone else. Don’t think that we will let it go on forever we will fight back!
School administrators promised the parents that she would be part of a safe caring environment for their daughter who has a severe deafness and needed to wear a hearing aid in order to participate in class. They were worried that she might be singled out and bulled because of the special headphones she had to wear.
However within two months of the child being there she took a turn for the worse when their child came home crying and the staff had to admin that she was being cruelly bullied, however not for her disability, but because of her RED HAIR!!!!!! The 15 other girls in the class called her names like ginger nut and ginger bitch and even escalated to death threats. The girl had even tried to persuade her parents to dye her hair blond to no avail. Hopefully this doesn’t have to do with the latest M.I.A video that has been released recently, it would be a shame if it began to spread ginger hate again just like the gingervitus south park episode.
An African American woman who is part of the Pennsylvania Police force has filed a complaint with the Human Relations Commission due to an order handed down which said her hair color is not allowed. Her captain had ordered her to change her hair color which he claims is purple while she maintains that it is red. She had been sent home on a number of different occasions when she refused to back down and change her hair color. Once again the man is trying to discriminate against gingers. But this woman is willing to fight back! She may not be pasty faced, but if you got red hair you should be able to keep it!
Apparently there is a police rule on the books which states that unusual or unnatural hair colors like blue and green are banned from the department, but i would hardly count red hair as as unnatural. There are tens of millions of us in the US alone! She feels that her rights were discriminated against and will not back down in her cause. So we should all give her a round of applause! Apparently the Police force in Pennsylvania has a thing against hair as there is another complaint still under review after an officer would not agree to cut out his cornrows.
The Victorian Governments new video dubbed “Gingas get Fresh” was released recently and has provoked a landslide of complaints to advertising authorities and the Human Rights Commission. The Commission have slapped the government with a polite “please explain request”. The government is trying to use REDHEADS as a reason to not use your mobile phone while driving. A line from the advertisement says:
Every time you use your mobile phone whilst driving, gingers get fresh with other gingers. Don’t be a dickhead. Don’t use your phone.
People called in immediately after the ad was released and within the first hour over 20 complaints have been received. The biggest concern was the possibility of bulling or teasing at schools however the adverts will not be pulled. The Commission is powerless to act due to a lack of jurisdiction on the matter. I mean seriously folks, i thought we had a good stretch without any bad news about this kind of discrimination against red heads.
Check out the video for yourself and let us know what you think!
I for one, how that if a cell phone call while driving makes a ginger get some? I borderline endorse the practise!
Is it really a big deal to raising a redhead? Apparently there is a whole website dedicated to the proper steps that a parent needs to take in order to bring up a red head without with them turning into some sort of… i don’t know, ginger vampire? Raising Redheads is a parenting magazine that:
Raising-Redheads.com is a parenting magazine dedicated to redheads and their families.
Ill give it a nod for being a very informative website about redheads (although not as informative as us of course) such as tour genetics and how prevalent we are in the world. But what really grinds my gears is just that it seems to try and set us apart from everyone else. Its like saying you there are special steps that you need to take in raising an asian or black child. A little red hair doesnt require a different battle plan with a child. Maybe they will get teased when they are growing up, but thats not something that any other child has to deal with when growing up.
Not that i dont doubt the authors sincerity about loving redheads (she is one herself), all i am saying is that it is this type of website that just continues to perpetuate the belief that gingers not the same as everyone else. When will the world see that gingers deserve to be treated just like everyone else!
In Australia a common nickname for redheads is “Ranga” which is an abbreviation of orang-utan. To try and draw attention to the plight of the animal the Adelaide Zoo ran an advertisement offering “Free Zoo Entry for all Rangas” during school holidays.
The campaign generated a large negative reaction to the request reports the Zoos director of conservation programs. “People are possibly more sensitive then we thought” Kevin Evans said.
The exhibit was to bring to peoples attention that since human redheads are becoming an endangered species (which is not true) we could empathize with the same plight of the orangutans being endangered.
The Zoo has since changed their policy and will not seek proof that patrons are not natural redheads.
A family are being forced out of their home by a gang of thugs because of their red hair.
Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four young children have been forced to move three times to avoid the taunts against their red hair children. Beyond the verbal torment they have had their windows smashed, their walls covered in graffiti and physical assaults by other youths in the city.
Revently the Chapman family returned to their third home in Newcastle in the Uniked Kingdom to find the words “ginger is gay” painted ouside of their property. The last move was even done in conjunction with social workers, but the abuse has not ceased. They are now waiting on their city council to find them yet ANOTHER home.
It bas been reported by the edmonton sun that a catholic school in calgary suspended 13 students and are potetially facing criminal charges.
A red headed grade 10 student was swarmed and beaten by students declaring the day to be “kick a ginger day”. There is a possibility of criminal charges being filed. The student oly suffered minor bruising and did not require medical help.
Earlier that month four grade 7 girls were kicked repeatedly by a large group of children. Still no serious injuries were reported but one mother reported that her child was seen limping the next day. Parents are appaled by the violence and wants the studentz involved to be expelled.
“Its violence – and racist too” said Catherine, one of the parents.
Over the last few months there has been an increase in the number of attacks on gingers around the world. The media may have us believe that this is due to the south park episode “ginger kids“.
Rather this has been an ongoing struggle that im sure all gingers have experienced at some point in their lives. There was a group on facebook inciting people to “kick a ginger” on november 20th, 2009. The 14 year old administrator claimed the group to be a joke, however it grew to have over 20,000 official members.
Gingers! We must unite against this opression. They only try and knock us down a rung so that we are unable to be the leaders we are ment to be!
