Ginger Love

Tesco Christmas Card

Tesco has been blasted for the release of this insensitive Christmas Card. The card which reads “Santa loves all kids. Even GINGER kids” suggests that gingers dont deserve as much love as normal kids, which is not the message we should be sending with the recent violence against gingers in the news. The card has been removed in one location in York but is still available in other UK locations.

The woman who complained has two younger girls both gingers and have been subject to taunts for years. The children came home upset one week after being called “Ginger Ninjas”. While i actually wish i could claim that title myself the childen did not understand and were hurt by the accusations.

According to Mirror.co.uk Tesco was unavailable for comment.

I’m Certain That Sex With A Redhead Will Be More Fulfilling Than Other Sex

By Garrett Swann
January 16, 2002 | Issue 38•01

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, I’m no slouch. In the past two weeks alone, there’s been Nikki the legal secretary, Stephanie the cocktail waitress, and, of course, Alicia the flight attendant (she really put the “lay” in layover). But while these rolls in the hay were fun while they lasted, each ultimately left me with a vague, empty feeling inside. It’s been that way with all my one-night stands. I’m not 100 percent positive, but I think it’s because none of them have been redheads.

Once I have sex with a redhead, it’ll all come together. Redheads are definitely the way to go. I just know that a redhead wouldn’t ultimately bore me like the other women I sleep with. That’s because they have a fiery temperament. I love that sense of danger, not knowing whether the woman is going to smash a vase in a fit of wild anger or tear my clothes off in a fit of animal lust. That fire and passion will hold my interest over the long haul, no question.

I thought having sex with a blonde would be like that. Sex with a blonde, I figured, would be so great, it would leave me feeling happy and whole. Well, “they” don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, because anytime I’ve ever taken some random blonde chick back to my condo to bump uglies, it’s been awkward and anti-climactic. And even in the rare instances where the sex has been good, the feeling of elation always starts to fade shortly after the blonde gathers her clothes from your floor and leaves you a fake name and phone number.

The brunettes I’ve dated haven’t measured up, either. For one thing, there are always communication problems with them. Dark-haired women never seem to understand that I express my deepest feelings and desires with smoldering glances across the bar or bowling alley. They never comprehend the volumes I say with simple finger and tongue gestures.

Redheads, on the other hand, are naturally intuitive. They know what you’re thinking and know how to respond in kind. Like a cat, a redhead would know all that I craved, and she would surprise me with things I didn’t even know I wanted. That’s all I’ve been looking for during my years of bed-hopping, and I’m sure I’ll find it with a redhead.

Now, I know what you’re wondering. What if I connect with a redhead, only to discover that the carpet doesn’t match the curtains, if you catch my drift? While, admittedly, I am very aroused by the thought of seeing a fiery crimson patch contrasted against a pale stomach, what truly counts is what’s going on upstairs. And if a woman’s mind is topped with a lustrous mane of glorious red hair, it doesn’t really matter if it was God who made it that way or Clairol.

Yes, sex with a redhead would be my holy grail. Ever since my recent realization of this, I’ve made it my goal to seek out a redhead so we could have wild sex and fall in love, then spend the rest of our lives having satisfying, fulfilling sex together. A redhead would make the sex act as exciting as it’s been purported to be since I was 10.

And if my search for a redheaded soulmate doesn’t pan out, I hear Korean women are complete freaks in bed.

A family are being forced out of their home by a gang of thugs because of their red hair.

Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four young children have been forced to move three times to avoid the taunts against their red hair children. Beyond the verbal torment they have had their windows smashed, their walls covered in graffiti and physical assaults by other youths in the city.

Revently the Chapman family returned to their third home in Newcastle in the Uniked Kingdom to find the words “ginger is gay” painted ouside of their property. The last move was even done in conjunction with social workers, but the abuse has not ceased. They are now waiting on their city council to find them yet ANOTHER home.

The 14 Year old who began the facebook group “National Kick a Ginger Day, are you going to do it?” is reportedly under investigation by the RCMP in Canada. The group which urged its members to “get those steel toes ready” and group thousands of user comments. The group has since been shut down but reached 20,000 users before facebook pulled the plug. The boy who was from Vancouver island, British Columbia said the group was just a joke and that he was sorry for any trouble that it may have caused. According to the boy, he didnt actually start the facebook group by rather inherited it when the previous owner got in trouble he is now willing to message all of the members who have signed up and apologize for any harm it may have done.

RCMP Constable Tammy Douglass said the group is being investigated and if any hate laws have been violated those involved could face charges. “We do treat this kind of thing seriously” she explained. Ironically the day in question fell in the middle of International Bullying Awareness week.

It bas been reported by the edmonton sun that a catholic school in calgary suspended 13 students and are potetially facing criminal charges.

A red headed grade 10 student was swarmed and beaten by students declaring the day to be “kick a ginger day”. There is a possibility of criminal charges being filed. The student oly suffered minor bruising and did not require medical help.

Earlier that month four grade 7 girls were kicked repeatedly by a large group of children. Still no serious injuries were reported but one mother reported that her child was seen limping the next day. Parents are appaled by the violence and wants the studentz involved to be expelled.

“Its violence – and racist too” said Catherine, one of the parents.

Preach on sister!

Over the last few months there has been an increase in the number of attacks on gingers around the world. The media may have us believe that this is due to the south park episode “ginger kids“.

Rather this has been an ongoing struggle that im sure all gingers have experienced at some point in their lives. There was a group on facebook inciting people to “kick a ginger” on november 20th, 2009. The 14 year old administrator claimed the group to be a joke, however it grew to have over 20,000 official members.

Gingers! We must unite against this opression. They only try and knock us down a rung so that we are unable to be the leaders we are ment to be!