Ginger Love

You remember Ramain Gravas? He was the director of M.I.A’s controversial video where redheads were taken out to the desert and killed en masse. Well he has come out with a full length feature simply called “Redheads” (aka “Our Day Will Come”). Here is a synopsis from the director of the plot.

What do you do when you’re a red-haired teenage loser with no friends except for an older guy, your shrink? When everyone hates you, especially your family? When all your peers make fun of you and kick you around? The answer: You and your loser buddy blow all the cash you can get your hands on to buy a sports car, you dress smart, and you head for the land of redheads, Ireland. But what starts off as a search for an ideal gradually escalates into a rampage of hate, violence, and self-destruction.

No word yet on a firm release date, but we trust it will be subtitled when it comes out. But for now, brush up on your french and watch the trailer below.

Now not all of you may be huge Eminem fans, but you cant help but be a fan of the ginger with the insane look on his face at the 1:13 point of the video below, check it out.

If you cant spend the time to watch the movie, here is a clipped version with just a close zoom in of the crazed look. I hope you all didnt miss the weird lady with the nasty mustache nine seconds in either!

On July 16th there will be a gathering of redheads of epic proportions. In Sammamish, Washington the Guinness book of world records is taking notice as gingers from around the world will descend upon the city attempting to break the record of the most natural redheads gathered in one place at one time.

Redheads Unite!

If you live near the area it is taking place at 2PM at the Skyline High School Stadium, the first 100 people who show up also get a copy of the book Redheads and More Redheads written by author and artist Anne Lindsay who is also organizing the event. After doing some research it doesn’t appear that there is a previous record that has been set for this, but hopefully once they all get together it will stand for a long time!

Im sure by now you have all heard about Anna Chapman, the alleged ginger Russian spy that was recently caught in a dramatic sting operation by the FBI. Shes hot, shes beautiful, and of course, shes a ginger! It sounds like she is someone who would fit perfectly into any bond movie as the villains sultry assistant. According to people close to her, she was extremely smart, boasting an IQ of over 160. She has a master degree in economics, ran her own real estate agency and like i said… shes well HOT! It looks like she will not be going to jail due to a pending spy swap in the works between the US and Russian where she will likely earn her freedom, albeit unable to return to America. Check out some of these photos, and you can see just how hot she is!

Apparently a sex study i must have overlooked has found that while Blonds may have more fun, redheads have way more sex according to research done in Germany. Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of thousands of German woman and correlated the results with their hair color.

He found that women with red hair were clearly more sexually active then those with other colors having more partners and more sex more often then the average, I guess the caricature of the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation. He also found that women who changed their hair color to red were often trying to subconsciously signal that they are looking for a new partner. A psychologist involved in the study however stated another reason why redheads have exciting sex lives:

Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won’t mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex.

Christina Hendricks is returning to her sci-fi roots and plays a sexy space vixen for the Indie Rock band Broken Bells. She is no stranger to this kind of role having guest-starred in the TV series Firefly placing an all business mischievous Bond girl. The video tells the story of a distressed but determined woman in space and she looks great! The song is called “The Ghost Inside” and the bands members consist of the Shins’ James Mercer and Gnarls Barkley’s Danger Mouse.

Starring in a new Video for Broken Bells

Hendricks was also recently named as Esquires Sexiest Woman in the World and she sure deserves it! She sure has made a name of herself over the last few years with her role on Mad Men.

I don’t know how many of you have seen some of the latest episodes of South Park. The Gingers have reprised their role as the menacing protagonist. Now, don’t get me wrong, as I’m sure my readers are aware I’m not pro-ginger violence, but seeing Jesus in ninja mode is always a good time. Take a look at the animated gif below of our Lord and Savior kicking ginger ass!

Now I am an atheist, so if anyone wants to use this an excuse to tear down Christianity, feel free to post a comment expressing such wishes!

The Ginger King? He is almighty and he is strong. Do not come near or you will be instantly infected with the dreaded Gingervitus which infects others and turns them over to his side. He has lived for millions of years and is immune from natural death, and there have been none who could challenge him in any of them. There have been many names over the millenia that he has been known as: The Ginga, Ginga Ninja, Fire Crotch, Nightwalker or the Daywalker as those of his kind can not usually exist in the light.

Leave the gingers be. They cannot be defeated and they cannot be stopped. There is always another ginger hiding behind another. They will set cities aflame with their numbers a sea of angry redheads who are tired of being put below everyone else. Don’t think that we will let it go on forever we will fight back!

School administrators promised the parents that she would be part of a safe caring environment for their daughter who has a severe deafness and needed to wear a hearing aid in order to participate in class. They were worried that she might be singled out and bulled because of the special headphones she had to wear.

However within two months of the child being there she took a turn for the worse when their child came home crying and the staff had to admin that she was being cruelly bullied, however not for her disability, but because of her RED HAIR!!!!!! The 15 other girls in the class called her names like ginger nut and ginger bitch and even escalated to death threats. The girl had even tried to persuade her parents to dye her hair blond to no avail. Hopefully this doesn’t have to do with the latest M.I.A video that has been released recently, it would be a shame if it began to spread ginger hate again just like the gingervitus south park episode.

Well it sounds like people are trying to shove it all under the rug as i suspected, M.I.A has had her new video Born Free banned from YouTube. The movie depicts minorities (in this case gingers) being beaten down by the authorities. YouTube is using their rule about scenes of nudity and gratuitous violence as the reason, but as I’m sure you all know if you really want to find either online, nothing is going to stop you other then being required to “affirm” that you are over the age of 18.

M.I.A is not taking this hands down and encourages people to go to her website to watch the video. We have put up a copy as well in case anyone wants to catch ginger violence here. I never realized before but the director of the video is Romain Gavras, son of the political film maker Costa Gavras who has directed a number of french films.

Ginger Violence in Born Free by M.I.A